L.Frank Baum. The marvelous land of Oz -
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Tip, looking at the Woggle-Bug with a severe expression.
"You have; and I've restrained a good many of them," replied the
insect. "But there are opportunities for so many excellent puns in our
language that, to an educated person like myself, the temptation to
express them is almost irresistible."
"People with more or less education discovered those puns centuries
ago," said Tip.
"Are you sure?" asked the Woggle-Bug, with a startled look.
"Of course I am," answered the boy. "An educated Woggle-Bug may be a
new thing; but a Woggle-Bug education is as old as the hills, judging from
the display you make of it."
The insect seemed much impressed by this remark, and for a time
maintained a meek silence.
The Scarecrow, in shifting his seat, saw upon the cushions the
pepper-box which Tip had cast aside, and began to examine it.
"Throw it overboard," said the boy; "it's quite empty now, and
there's no use keeping it."
"Is it really empty?" asked the Scarecrow, looking curiously into the
box.
"Of course it is," answered Tip. "I shook out every grain of the
powder.
"Then the box has two bottoms," announced the Scarecrow, "for the
bottom on the inside is fully an inch away from the bottom on the outside.
"
"Let me see," said the Tin Woodman, taking the box from his friend.
"Yes," he declared, after looking it over, "the thing certainly has a
false bottom. Now, I wonder what that is for?"
"Can't you get it apart, and find out?" enquired Tip, now quite
interested in the mystery.
"Why, yes; the lower bottom unscrews," said the Tin Woodman. "My
fingers are rather stiff; please see if you can open it."
He handed the pepper-box to Tip, who had no difficulty in unscrewing